Jokes : Condom

Miss Beatrice, the church organist, was in her
eighties and had never been married. She was
admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and
she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She
invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea.
As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the
young minister noticed a cut-glass bowl sitting on
top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the
water floated, of all things, a condom!

When she returned with tea and scones, they
began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his
curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange
floater, but soon it got the better of him and he
could no longer resist.

"Miss Beatrice", he said, "I wonder if you would
tell me about this?" pointing to the bowl.

"Oh, yes," she replied, "Isn't it wonderful? I was
walking through the park a few months ago and I
found this little package on the ground. The
directions said to place it on the organ, keep it wet
and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do
you know I haven't had the flu all winter...?"